He Didn’t Even Need a SERPA
25-Jan-12 – 23:33 by ToddGDear Brazilian Bank Robber,
In the future, when dual wielding your epic Vorpal Pistols +5, suggest you either:
(a) keep your finger off the trigger, or
(b) avoid pointing the muzzle at yourself, or
(c) at least make sure it’s pointing at a body part that will prevent you from infecting the gene pool.
Train hard & stay safe! ToddG
(thanks to BaiHu at pistol-forum.com for the link)
16 Responses to “He Didn’t Even Need a SERPA”
It is always nice to watch the bad guys score an own goal…
By Matt on Jan 26, 2012
“Vorpal Pistol +5″
lol
I bet a very small percentage of people reading this would know where that’s from.
By DougP on Jan 26, 2012
I always giggle when I get to watch such videos.
By Chuck on Jan 26, 2012
How to drop 200 pound fast. Stupid style!
By Jon on Jan 26, 2012
I surprised the that the “No Handguns” sticker on the door did’t convince him to re-think bringing those pistols in the building.
By Blue Steel on Jan 26, 2012
Oh lawd.
By Jay Cunningham on Jan 26, 2012
Okay – I’ll bite. What’s a Vorpal Pistol +5?
By Billy Ng on Jan 26, 2012
No matter how many times I watch that, it’s always funny.
By Okie on Jan 27, 2012
DougP,
Nerd.
(Me, too.
)
By Tam on Jan 27, 2012
I guys we need to start teaching armed robbers the safety rules.
By Kirk in Utah on Jan 27, 2012
Is that the Vorpal from ‘Through the Looking Glass’ you nerds are referring too?
By jstyer on Jan 28, 2012
I think it is from a video game, or some type of game? I’m not sure…
By LCSO264 on Jan 28, 2012
Dungeons and dragons. Du’uh.
By Sparks2112 on Jan 29, 2012
Todd,
I have given it some thought and I think that the next test gun should be a Sig 229 so that we can all see if the sig is everything that it claims. 40 cal would be preferred.
By Alan on Jan 29, 2012
“vorpal” is a reference to the poem Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll.
By Clay on Jan 30, 2012
Vorpal is a reference to the Jabberwocky, yes. However, a +5 Vorpal Sword is a weapon from D&D that will cut off the head of your opponent. I believe you had to roll a natural 20 on a d20 die.
By GP on Feb 8, 2012