This is an actual product (the Gemini Defense Z-Flex Sight, courtesy of The Firearms Blog).
Submit your entries via the Comment section. You may make as many suggestions as you want. Entries must be received by 11:59pm Sunday 21-April-2013. Best one-liner wins a pistol-training.com baseball hat and my undying respect. (total prize value: the cost of a baseball hat)
Train hard & stay safe! ToddG