Clickgate

25-Mar-15 – 03:11 by ToddG

Every time someone visits my site, I make a few pennies. That’s what those ads on the right do.

After a recent explosive “debate” on my Facebook page I have discovered the fastest way to becoming a millionaire.

Glocks are not perfect. They have some design features which are not necessarily ideal. Some people who choose Glocks should have chosen something else. Glocks are not immune to improper handling. Training is required to handle a Glock safely.

And now I’ll just sit back and watch my words turn into cold, hard cash.

Train hard & stay safe! ToddG

 

  1. 22 Responses to “Clickgate”

  2. Capitalism at its finest. Give it a few hours and that will be passed to damn near every glock owner around. Like you said, sit back and collect. Lol

    By Joey on Mar 25, 2015

  3. Todd: Does your wife know that you intentionally start riots for money?

    And by the way, I will recognize Glock perfection when they give us safety nuts a Glock 19 with a manual safety.

    By SteveJ on Mar 25, 2015

  4. But, Glock is Perfection. That what Glock has it on a t-shirt, so it must be true LOL. I saw what you said on Facebook. I agree with you. I am in a love, hate relationship with my Glocks. Not only do I own a few, but I am forced to carry one at work and it is a 40 cal (4 Gen G22). It one of the guns I struggle with. Glock and I are learning to live with each other however. If it was really perfection, I would be shooting it really well like a Sig, M&P, an XD and a 1911. I have to do a lot of dry fire and going to the range to be able to shoot the Glcok good.
    Good luck on your businesses venger. Glock owners will defend their gun until the bitter end. I wish I thought of this LOL

    By DaveS on Mar 25, 2015

  5. ISWYDT!

    By DanObrien42 on Mar 25, 2015

  6. If your short on cash I’d suggest going after the .45 or the 1911. But best click-baits have a little trollish flair too. If you wrote that .40 is “actually” better than 9mm; that may generate some serious cash.

    By Matt S. on Mar 25, 2015

  7. In that case, How do you feel about putting photographers down range during live fire? I pocket carry a 5 shot revolver but keep the hammer over an empty chamber because all I will need is 4 shots. 1911’s are for women, I open carry my Saiga-12 on my back because 9/11 was an inside job. I am a Navy SEAL, Kanye West is far more talented than J.S. Bach, Michelle Obama is a man, Islam is peace, Mormonism is a cult, Jesus was married, Dick Cheney was on the grassy knoll, G.W. is from Connecticut yet he has a southern accent and most importantly the Jews run hollywood.

    By David on Mar 25, 2015

  8. I’m all in with the other David. I’d start something myself but like you said you are the one getting paid for clicks so get to work! Add to your list things like competition will get you killed, both eyes open or closing one, any caliber is fine so long as it begins with a 4, iPhones are better than Android and anything about Area 51. Oh and don’t pick up your brass.

    OK waiting for the flame wars to start. Where is my popcorn?

    By David on Mar 25, 2015

  9. You are a Master of Shenanigans and might strike it rich soon.

    By Cody H on Mar 25, 2015

  10. Why do you hate Glocks so? Point to the spot on this doll where Gaston touched you…

    Master of Shenanigans indeed. LOL… May the odds be ever in your favor.

    By Adam on Mar 25, 2015

  11. Weenie. I trolled the Book of Face today telling people to shut the hell up about the Glock GripAngle™ being bad.

    Glad it was the internets. I might have gotten shot. And since it would have been a .45, it would have hurt a lot.

    By Sean D Sorrentino on Mar 25, 2015

  12. Caleb, err…, Todd, your Click Gate Trollishness. Hah!

    By dustyvarmint on Mar 26, 2015

  13. Next to burning a Koran, implying that Glocks are not perfect may cause civil unrest worldwide.

    By Gerard on Mar 26, 2015

  14. Glocks not perfect?!?!?! I WILL FIND YOU ALL!!!! Lol
    Glock>All you bad shooters People who don’t like GLOCKs are that way cause they have failed at life!

    By Machete on Mar 26, 2015

  15. Thank you all for your assistance. I just ordered my new mega-yacht and the Gulfstream G650 is being delivered to the townhouse tomorrow.

    By ToddG on Mar 27, 2015

  16. Like a G6…

    You forgot one- Glocks are overpriced.

    By secondscount on Mar 27, 2015

  17. Geez, Todd-didn’t you make a couple of billion by the discussion hurricane generated by your life-changing 1911 experience already??

    Best, Jon

    By Jon Stein on Mar 28, 2015

  18. You really know how to make Glock owners cry don’t you?
    Hold on I need to grab a hankerchief. sniff sniff
    Talk about Politically incorrect !

    Rupe

    By Rupe on Mar 28, 2015

  19. Now you can take all the extra money and buy some more HKs!

    By Greg P. on Mar 28, 2015

  20. Why can I picture Caleb in a black robe saying “Good… GOOD… give into the Dark Side…”

    By Joe in PNG on Mar 28, 2015

  21. Of course Glocks are not perfect, that designation is reserved for the 1911. The 1911 guys told me so, and I read it on the internet.

    By Greg in Columbia on Apr 1, 2015

  22. If you read it on the internet it must be true. I guess I’ll sell my Glock and get me a 1911 then I will be looked upto by young boys, women will faint when I walk by, and men will pat me on the back, shake my hand and buy me a drink! If I had only known before I bought my Glock. Dang!
    Oh wait people already do those things to me when they find out I carry a Glock! Never mind 1911’s ARE for whimps. I read that on Glocktalk and we all know that is the “truth” site!
    Glocks Rock and Todd Rolls in his dough $$$$ what a money making scheme, I bet he made his first million from selling MaryKay cosmetics!
    Rupe

    Rupe

    By Rupe on Apr 1, 2015

  23. Did miss something, HK rocks we know this to be true.

    By David on Apr 3, 2015

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