This is an actual product (the Gemini Defense Z-Flex Sight, courtesy of The Firearms Blog).
Submit your entries via the Comment section. You may make as many suggestions as you want. Entries must be received by 11:59pm Sunday 21-April-2013. Best one-liner wins a pistol-training.com baseball hat and my undying respect. (total prize value: the cost of a baseball hat)
Good luck.
Train hard & stay safe! ToddG
You can’t escape the all-seeing sights of Sauron.
Live Long and Prosper
Widely used and accepted by hardcore North Korean operators.
z-flex: the baseball bat donut for your front sight.
z-flex: in case finding your front sight under stress and low-light isn’t hard enough.
z-flex flip up sight: when trigger locks aren’t enough from preventing tragedy.
z-flex flip up sight: seeing your front sight is now as simple as placing exclamation marks on both sides.
z-flex flip up sight: when all your rounds miss your rapist, you can purse your lips and blow through the integral rape whistle.
z-flex flip up sight: the people have spoken and we’ve listened… the z-flex now has the ability to be flipped down out of view.
Who needs a holster when I can just clip my gun to my belt with a carabiner?
Z-flex…because the force will be with you.
Z-Flex: “Little man in a boat” ain’t just for p***y anymore!
If you’re an operator looking for a kinesthetic edge in weapons manipulation for today’s Battle Space, the Z-Flex Sighting System needs to be in your kit, Brother!
Try our new Tito Ortiz front sight Jenna Jameson rear sight combo!
When a liberal asks you why you need a standard capacity magazine, let them try to hit anything with one of these.
Horse Shoes, Hand Grenades and Z-Flex. Close Counts!
During the post incident interviews Joe Blow was asked why he didn’t shoot the suspect when he had the chance. Joe replied, “I could have sworn that when I looked down my Z-Flex outfitted barrel that he had his hands raised in surrender…was he wearing a day glo jacket? I dunno what happened”.
Z-Flex sights … Soon to be used by Tacticool Tactards everywhere …
Z-Flex Sights … Coming soon to the guns of the Tac-ta-douche (Tac-tards) you see at the range …
Z-Flex: You’re Just Gonna Have to Take Our Word For It.
“These sight and some CCI shotshell rounds, I could pass shoot geese. Yeah, I know I could.”
Z-Flex: Because f*ck it, why not?
Set Glocks to stun, with our sights, you’ll be lucky to even hit something.
With our sights you shoot as good as NYPD…
43 shots, 4 hits on the Bad Guy and 19 hits on Innocent Bystanders.
(Sorry NYPD) I feel your pain.
Z-Flex: Because your High-Point isn’t OPERATOR! enough.
Z-Flex – because everything better is “out of stock”
Z-Flex, sights for when you don’t want to look like a pussy, your sight does that for you.
Can you align the Stargate or not?
I don’t always hit the broad side of the barn, but when I do, I prefer Z-Flex.
Z flex sights: for people who think AIWB is too comfortable.
Z-Flex, yet another mechanical fix for your human error.
Because sight alignment is for pussies.
Z-Flex by Biden firearms Ltd.
Z-Flex: because a fool’s money is green too.
Who left the toilet seat up?
Because anti-aircraft sights worked for the Arisaka!
Z-Flex: Good enough for government work…
Z-flex: The only sight approved by gun grabbers everywhere!
Nothings more gangster than trying to walk off a gunshot wound! Z-Flex!
Your sights are always on target, so you’re always ready to shoot! Z-Flex!
When more is more! Z-Flex!
Z-Flex sights… when you want to shoot by Braille
Z-Flex sights: Business in the front, party in the back.
CONTEST CLOSED… WINNER ANNOUNCED TOMORROW NIGHT
Z flex when you have to pistol whip hippies
Z-Flex: When only vertical counts!
Z-Flex, because the front sight is way overrated
One little, two little, three little dead men.
Your lanyard, where you can see it.
10000 Airsofters can’t be wrong!
Z-Flex Zucks!