This is an actual product (the Gemini Defense Z-Flex Sight, courtesy of The Firearms Blog).
Submit your entries via the Comment section. You may make as many suggestions as you want. Entries must be received by 11:59pm Sunday 21-April-2013. Best one-liner wins a pistol-training.com baseball hat and my undying respect. (total prize value: the cost of a baseball hat)
Good luck.
Train hard & stay safe! ToddG
Touchdown!
Z-Flex: Because red dot sights are stupid anyways.
Star Trek sights
Well, you’ve tried everything else and still can’t hit that barn. Why not try our sights?
Bulky is the new “tactical”.
For those times when “in the ballpark” is as close as you need to be, Z-Flex by Gemini Defense!
Z-Flex sights, now you can blame us on why you suck!
Z-Flex: close enough
Beware the horns of the Minotaur!
A horse collar for your pistol!
Horse collars: not just for horses anymore.
This pistol has everything but the kitchen sink — including a toilet seat!
Z-flex sights, as seen in Halo4
Don’t mess with the bull young man, you’ll get the horns!
Z-Sights, because you’re Glock isn’t ugly enough without them.
Z-Sights, our “low profile” sights are suppressor ready.
For when Big Dots are just too practical
Harder to locate than a clitoris.
Z-Flex Sights…sights so ugly the blind can see them
When accuracy isn’t an issue, REAL operators reach for Z-Flex
Looking for something nobody else has……or wants?
Wes, that’s good, but let me correct it:
When accuracy isn’t an issue, REAL sheepdogs reach for Z-Flex.
‘Cause in a real fire fight, you won’t have time to use your sights anyway
Z- Flex….Why the hell not?
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades… And Z-Flex.
When you absolutely positively need to not hit a f%*king thing fast! Get Z-Flex
Z-Flex: Taking Hi-Viz to new levels.
Z-Flex: Changing the Hi-Viz paradigm.
Z Flex, we will peg your WTF? meter
Z-Flex Sights… Work as well as a broken red dot!
Nothing is more intuitive than sights that resemble the deck of an aircraft carrier at night.
Z-Flex: Because reasons.
Yep … we actually made these.
Z-Flex: Is that a cockroach on your gun!?
Z-Flex: You are taking that alien obsession way to far.
It looks like an alien out of Star Wars.
To Paraphrase BKS, above:
Z-Flex: Taking high viz to new lows!
Z-Flex:
You may be holding the gun, but we’re stealing your money!
Trust us. Something this ridiculous HAS to work.
Z-Flex sights: Because hitting shit with a pistol, just wasn’t hard enough!
Because you suck and Z-Flex hates you.
Z-Flex Maxi Sights: With Wings!
“We really just wanted to f*** with Todd Green during that sight alignment drill he does in class”
Z-Flex: Y? Because Z-Flex!
Z-Flex: look through the thingy and press the thingy
Z-Flex: we used science!
Z-Flex: if you miss, maybe you can stab them with our sights
Z-Flex: Speed is Fine, but Accuracy is Optional
Z-Flex – now you know how all those holes in the roof of your range got there!
Z-Flex: You can finally text your sight picture (.) when you go operational!
It looks perfect for framing a head so I hear Pat Benatar singing…
Hit Me With Your Chin Shot!
Why Don’t You Hit Me With Your Chin Shot!
Hit Me With Your Chin Shot!
Fire Away!
Z-Flex … You are not “Operator” enough to understand these …
Z-Flex gear – where else can you get a charging handle AND sights in one package.
Z-Flex gear – You aren’t going to hit that target anyway, we might as well obstruct your view of it.
Z-flex gear – why pretend you are focusing on your sights anyway?
Z-Flex Gear – Like your sight picture when aiming at a commode? Good!
Z-Flex Gear – Our tactical bottle opener is so much cooler than the ‘Dillo.
I just can’t make myself call them sights…
-dan
Caution. Objects may be closer than they appear.
The Z-Flex Low Profile Combat Sight: for when you absolutely must cut a gash in your side as you draw.
(sharp! http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Gemini-Defense.jpg)
The Z-Flex Low Profile Combat Sight: isn’t it about time your rear sight could open a beer?
Z-Flex: coming soon to air traffic control radars near you!
Z-Flex: what’s the worst that could happen?
I really like “Touchdown”. Lmao.
And “Speed is fine, accuracy is optional.”
These are the exact sights that “may” have been used to kill UBL.
Only real Operators understand how to use our Z-Flex sights.
We might be Zugly but we work.
Call the ball with Z-Flex
OR…
When your heads up display fails, Z-Flex to the rescue
Wife can’t tell when you’re carrying? Get Z-Flex and you’ll print in a way only she’ll recognize!