It’s a… gun? Make your own jokes. Best one-liner wins a free pistol-training.com hat!
From the Features section:
- Can be fired forward or backwards with the same rate of precision
From the Safety page:
- Lack of trigger and hammer, the two main sources of gun accidents!
Something tells me the P30 and Glock 17 are safe for now…
edited to add: In my haste and mirth, I forgot to give proper credit to Tam for discovering this crazy this in the first place…
Train hard & stay safe! ToddG
Would you like pepper on that?
The Begane: A Whole New Definition Of “Safety” For The 21st Century!
The Begane: Even more clumsy and random than a blaster!
Damnit, I had a Star Wars zinger lined up.
Introducing ToddG’s new Pistol-Training.com Personal-Defense Snow Cone Syrup Dispenser!
Giving mall ninjas everywhere one more gadget to buy accessories for.
Throw away that boring old FleshLight.
Pacific Ninja… for when Atlantic Ninja just wont cut it.
Did anyone else catch the “integrated bayonet”?
The CQB potato cannon alternative.
What a piece of shit. Very comical.
I’ll try my hands at the good one liner. Please no laughs. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw his quote and title of actually being a doctor.
Dr. Fernando Lopes…the reason why staying at a Holiday Inn just doesn’t cut it sometimes!
“Begane is considered by experts to be the “WORLD SAFEST WEAPON””
I have one question, Who are the experts they consulted?
I can see the headlines now: “One Dead Following Unfortunate Sex Toy Accident.”
I want to see Todd do a 10,000 endurance test before I make any flippant remarks…..
My wife already has something just like that in her nightstand!
…turning buttholes into concealment since 2010…
Best utilized in conjunction with a Shake Weight self defense training program!
https://www.tryshakeweight.com/flare/next?he%7Caf&a_aid=OF&a_bid=3a77dccb&DATA1=99
OMG it’s sooo Biggun.
What happens in Biggun stays in Biggun.
Now in “don’t ask, don’t tell” cherry flavor.
“My tactical kaleidoscope sprays rainbow dust!”
Because carrying around sharks with laser beams attached to their heads is impractical.
“And here we see one of many dismal failures that comes from trying to cross Darth Maul’s lightsaber with a Type II personal phaser…”
Yeah, I’m a sci-fi geek…
“Can be fired forward or backwards with the same rate of precision, perfect for your next murder suicide”
Don’t forget the Begane concealment holster, complete with Astroglide and a life-size Goatse poster.
ok not safe for work or families, and based on the above picture
“Watch me shoot my load”
(sorry if anyone finds that offensive, first thing that came to mind, honestly)
Nothing says “Spray and Pray” like a Begane!
WOW! I can not wait to mount it to my AR15.
The first dual purpose self defense gadget, she will also work as a sex toy for those lonely nights and its a must have for those in need to kill zombies while enjoying the pleasures of LIFE :)!
hahahahhahahahahahahaahahhaa
Needs a picatinny rail.
“Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The Begane rotating percussion handgun. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in China. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a plastic grip, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?” –Army of Darkness (Remake 2010)
Brian E — For that utter and complete disrespect for one of the greatest soliloquies in the history of the classics, you are officially banned from the Internet for three days.
Two things jump to Mind:
“The World’s Safest Weapon – Because who wants a weapon that might hurt someone?”
or
Biggun: It’s Nerf, or Nothing!
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f392/LOKNLOD/NerfBiggun.jpg
C-3P0 – “Master Luke, I’m sorry!!! I forgot to charge your light saber.”
Luke Skywalker – “Stupid droid, someone shut him down!”
Shortest warranty in the business…lifetime of the owner.
Lack of trigger and hammer control, the two main sources of gun accidents!
Yet another thing you don’t want to do into the wind…
“So tactical, you’ll wet your pants!”
Shooting skeet with skeet. It looks like robocop’s shlong.
California Legal Handgun in 10 years…….
“I like it, I want one for my wife.”
“S officially H T F!”
“It’s my gun in a box!”
Plop, Plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a piece of crap it is!
Boring day? Tired of just stoping the threat? Grab the BigGun and realy pi__ off the attacker.
For those times when your spud gun is just to big and lethal.
So natural you’ll feel like your playing with yourself.
***** NEW FROM ACME*****
THE “UNDECIDE-N-ATOR”
When someone is attacking you and you just can’t decide on what to do to them !
Endorsed by Jack Bauer- “When I’m torturing someone, I just don’t have the time to look around for all the things I can use. That’s why I carry the “UNDECIDE-N-ATOR” ! !
preferred by 9 out of 10 mall ninjas
From what I’m seeing in their video, they already have a “manual of arms” for it.
Let me guess…
Did this come out of the ‘enhanced M4 carbine’ program?
Biggun: I could tell you but then I would have to kill you but I couldn’t.
4 barrels, 4 chambers, 44 long, 44 wide, with 40 mm cartridges – 4 your 4play pleasure ’cause there is a rubber and foam coating to soften shock.
nice bracelet.
So awesome it won both Gold and Silver!
“Just when you thought the words ‘tactical roman candle’ referred to the idiot who loaded spire-point bullets in his Marlin .30-30…”