Dear Brazilian Bank Robber,
In the future, when dual wielding your epic Vorpal Pistols +5, suggest you either:
(a) keep your finger off the trigger, or
(b) avoid pointing the muzzle at yourself, or
(c) at least make sure it’s pointing at a body part that will prevent you from infecting the gene pool.
Video footage here.
Train hard & stay safe! ToddG
(thanks to BaiHu at pistol-forum.com for the link)
It is always nice to watch the bad guys score an own goal…
“Vorpal Pistol +5”
lol
I bet a very small percentage of people reading this would know where that’s from.
I always giggle when I get to watch such videos.
How to drop 200 pound fast. Stupid style!
I surprised the that the “No Handguns” sticker on the door did’t convince him to re-think bringing those pistols in the building.
Oh lawd.
Okay – I’ll bite. What’s a Vorpal Pistol +5?
No matter how many times I watch that, it’s always funny.
DougP,
Nerd.
(Me, too. 😮 )
I guys we need to start teaching armed robbers the safety rules. 😉
Is that the Vorpal from ‘Through the Looking Glass’ you nerds are referring too?
I think it is from a video game, or some type of game? I’m not sure…
Dungeons and dragons. Du’uh. 🙂
Todd,
I have given it some thought and I think that the next test gun should be a Sig 229 so that we can all see if the sig is everything that it claims. 40 cal would be preferred.
“vorpal” is a reference to the poem Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll.
Vorpal is a reference to the Jabberwocky, yes. However, a +5 Vorpal Sword is a weapon from D&D that will cut off the head of your opponent. I believe you had to roll a natural 20 on a d20 die.